This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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