What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
Randomize
