I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
i want to fuck
?
it's pretty self explanatory
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Randomize
