Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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