we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
