I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
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