dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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