i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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