Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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