i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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