they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
My butt remains clenched, sir.
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