No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Send help, water and tortillas.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Randomize