I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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