Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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