i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
