You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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