The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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