He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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