But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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