How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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