just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
Randomize