Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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