i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
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