my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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