I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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