Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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