quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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