we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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