that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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