What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
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