On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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