wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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