doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
