Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
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