you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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