Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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