Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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