I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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