We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
Shame is for Republicans.
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