We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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