So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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