The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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