Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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