but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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