So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Randomize