he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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