Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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