i just sold back the books i vomitted on
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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