where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
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