how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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