i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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