i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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