I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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