Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
If i come over, it means nothing
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
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