I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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