ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
It's rum buckets o'clock
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
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